I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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