Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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