I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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