Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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