so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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