Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I would fuck him just for his dog
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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