He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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