What did we do last night that was yellow?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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