Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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