Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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