But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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