New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My dick has a subreddit
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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