Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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