i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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