I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Text me some of your sweat
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