Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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