i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
