Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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