When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
ok first of all what the fuck
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