"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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