No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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