Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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