covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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