Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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