Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
im holly from the hills drunk
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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