Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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