I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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