you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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