I want to stick my p in your. b.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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