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Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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