I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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