All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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