Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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