don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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