The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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