how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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