Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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