OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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