Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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