i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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