You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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