No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
