can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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