he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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