doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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