like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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