Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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