The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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