just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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