You just made me feel so damn special
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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