Tell her she can't have a vagina
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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