this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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