Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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